@JoePerticone: *whispers* hail hydra
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@Stevie___C: If a dentist make their money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
@CulturedRuffian: I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes.
@bridger_w: I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts