@CornOnTheGoblin: [whispers to you at my own funeral] ok don't freak out
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@AristotlesNZ: Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough.
@HiddleDeeDee: I accidentally flushed a public toilet with my hand instead of my foot. I may be dying now.