@literalporn: WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE
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@causticbob: "Wanna hear a joke?" "Alright then." "What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?" "I don't know," "You're disgusting."
@shkeeber: There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
@Supafunkadunka: Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on.