@ItalianBratikus: White people dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist.
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@ItsAndyRyan: What idiot called it 'telling the future through tea-leaves' and not 'brews foresight'?
@MrSpoonicorn: *a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* "THIS IS A STICK UP" *everyone laughs* "GUYS IM SERIOUS" *more laughter* "DAMN IT" *leaves*
@5hael: Thanks for saying 'on your mobile' in your bio, for a moment I thought you might be tweeting like me, from a calculator in the psych ward
@kelkulus: My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago.