@samfromks: White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope.
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@the_couch_guy: People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
@samalmightysam: Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell
@Nickadoo: "I just died in your arms" sounds much more romantic than "You're holding a dead body."