@samfromks: White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope.
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@TheLeslieMommy: Old lady across from me in ER waiting room just asked me, "So are you sick?" No, I'm just here for the free CNN.
@stephenjmolloy: Boss: "Do you know why I've called you into my office?" Into My Office: "Because that's my name?" Boss: "Yes, that's right."
@Chloestylo: Hormonal teenage daughter: Where do you want to be buried? Me: You mean after I die, right?