@samfromks: White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope.
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@ruinedpicnic: parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won
@MandyUncle: If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
@1CleverClogs: I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said.