@PleaseBeGneiss: Who called baby elephants calves and not inphants
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@SqueakyFreckles: This crunchy cat food tastes a lot like I just poured from the wrong packet into my cereal bowl.
@maebemarbles: "Ugh, it's so dark!" *shivers* "And cold! Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!" - Larry, the worst astronaut
@Julescoop: The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him.