@ericsshadow: Who called it a "backpack" and not, "the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex."
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@SwedishCanary: Phones have become so expensive that if you fall and hear a cracking sound you pray that it was your leg.
@valerie_tosi: In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say "you've got mail". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998.
@Smooheed: All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'