@ericsshadow: Who called it a "backpack" and not, "the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex."
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@Social_Mime: When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
@Elizasoul80: When I misplace something and you say "where did you have it last" I feel like you don't know what misplace means.
@Contwixt: I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails.
@Black__Elvis: Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.