@markydoodoo: Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?
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@TheBoydP: I heard that no real accountants were consulted during the filming of the new movie The Accountant. They want the movie to be entertaining.
@electrolemon: this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash
@samalmightysam: If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear.
@DothTheDoth: I know Taco Bell doesn't have "I hate myself" sauce yet. But they should. They should.