@wickedimproper: Who called it a vasectomy and not a cull de sack?
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@michaelianblack: "Man of Steel" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty.
@iwearaonesie: a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'
@TimmyPumpkin: *takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. "sir that's windex." yes, yes, ill take a bottle.
@stephenjmolloy: Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they