@DanMentos: who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area
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@ch000ch: date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob
@KatMcSnatch: Recipe for homemade charcoal: 1. Put dinner in the oven. 2. Sit down to check one quick thing on the internet...
@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
@causticbob: If you have a choice between ugly or fat, remember this. You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.