@DanMentos: who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area
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@NOTVIKING: the first line of “wake me up when september ends” says that “summer has come and passed” which means that it‘s at least september 22nd so while people think billy joe armstrong is sleeping the whole month he is actually sleeping for at most 8 days cop arresting me: i don’t care
@maisonwithapen: Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority
@LackOfShame: Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent.
@Brentweets: Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems