@krissywillbretz: Who called it "falling in love" and not "assisted suicide"?
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@KhrisWarhol: McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware.
@maurajbg: I'm naming all my children after Instagram filters. Hudson, Walden, Valencia, Kelvin, Brannan, Willow, and the twins, Toaster and 1977.
@HomeProbably: I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape.