@krissywillbretz: Who called it "falling in love" and not "assisted suicide"?
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@KylePlantEmoji: Professor: most of you won't pass this course Me: cool so you're like, Real shitty at your job
@seamussaid: help keep the English language alive by teaching your kids nearly outdated expressions Plus nothing beats a 5yo pointing & yelling "BEHOLD!"
@GrantTanaka: me: [making impt life decision] what should I do wife: just listen to your gut me: ok gut: let’s get nachos me: BYE WE’RE GOING OUT FOR NACHOS wife: wtf just happened