@Arrogant_Twat: 1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone.

@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

@ashmensch: Them: Can you describe yourself in five words? Me: Stay at home couch accessory.

@nuttywhippet: I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under.

@craiguito: First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you're coming