@krissywillbretz: Who called it "falling in love" and not "assisted suicide"?
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@amethystxmatt: turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left
@ClichedOut: [campfire] Me: (flashlight to face) "af" didn't exist. Millennials: (gasp) Me: We had to use "adverbs." (one faints)
@RxitWounds: *Power goes out* Wife: I can't see! *Shoes light up* Me: Ha! Whose shoes were "a waste of money" & "clearly meant for a large child" now?!