@chuuew: Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?
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@gruffybeard: Counselor: Why do you resent your wife Me: She made me get out of line for Springsteen tix C: Why M: Something about her water breaking
@aveuaskew: My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings.
@Bagyants: My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like "Look both ways before you cross The Street"