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@HomeProbably: Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?
Me: *ok don't let her know I'm a bull*
Her: "so what are some red flags for you?"
Me: *sweating* "haha red flags? Where?"
@Bearslietoo: A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card.
@DrDumbDum: You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet
@McKnightyBoo: Him: I'm heading to the gym
Me: I'm heading to the fridge
@SirEviscerate: *eggs your house on Halloween*
*pumpkins your house on Easter*