@HomeProbably: Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?
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@Kyle_Lippert: [Me narrating a documentary on spiders] OH GOD GROSS OH JESUS DISGUSTING THERE'S ONE ON ME RIGHT NOW ISN'T THERE OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
@juliussharpe: The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks.
@weinerdog4life: Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters