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@T_Bonezzz_: Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics
@ladybroseph: *drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*
@junkyardigan: Whenever I utter the word 'sober' I wash my mouth out with alcohol.
@Julian_Deane: My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet.
@funnyordie: Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler.
@fro_vo: "i'll be back"
--arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume