@quikkim: Who called them "priests" instead of "weapons of mass instruction"?
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@Try2StopME: Husband: "Lost my keys again." Wife: "It's in your Jeans." Husband: "Come on, Why do you have to Drag my family into this!"
@notalogin: What kind of doctor are you? -Apathologist A... pathologist? -No, apathologist. People come to me when they need medical don't care.
@DevilryFun: Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit.
@tarashoe: this month's full moon is in virgo. you know what that means: you shouldn't be friends with me because i will tell you shit like this