@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
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@TomTheWicked: Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault.