@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
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@bridger_w: No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator
@internetluke: [two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha "What do we do?"
@drinksmcgee: I celebrate Friday the 13th in the traditional way... by going into the woods and murdering every sexy teenager I can find.