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@stephenjmolloy: Brain: Too much to think about to sleep. Me: But I have work tomorrow. Brain: I don't care- *alarm goes off* -okay you can sleep.
@Playing_Dad: Wife: OMG the baby just swallowed some Scrabble tiles! Me: Which ones? Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
@Scigglez: Using the phrase "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger," only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries.