@autocorrects: Who comes up with this kinda stuff
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@Freudianscript: *Maybe try dressing up as SpongeBob this Halloween, since you're so self absorbed.* -Me as a therapist
@SondraDeeMe: If you're over the age of 5, and are trying to be cute by saying: sorry as: sowee - I will kick you in your pwivates.
@Shen_the_Bird: cop: this flat earther was ran over by a steamroller detective: i guess you could say it's [puts on sunglasses] really bright outside today