@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?
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@DadandBuried: You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids.
@stephenjmolloy: Mugger: "Hand over your stuff! No funny business!" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*
@djdarrellripley: Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet...