@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?
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@Rollmaninoz: *coworker drinks coffee I made them* Me: I poisoned your coffee… Coworker: WHAT? Me:…with love! Coworker: oh haha me: The love for murder
@zachreinert03: My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover
@raydevito: If Kim Kardashian is allowed to sue Old Navy b/c a model looks like her, then Khloe Kardashian should expect a lawsuit from Chewbacca.
@KimmyMonte: Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger.