@KentWGraham: Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain?
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@CulturedRuffian: Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house.
@jaggedape: Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool.