@KentWGraham: Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain?
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@stephenjmolloy: Me with megaphone: "COME DOWN FROM THERE. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR." Man: "I'm fixing your roof tiles, remember?" Me: "I FORGOT!"
@sloganeerist: People who replace "Christ" with "X" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about.
@ibid78: I put my pants on just like everyone else. With the help of my twelve most trusted cats.
@internetluke: [mom ridiculing me in front of new GF] "Luke was afraid to go into family changing rooms until 22 because he thought he'd get a new family"