@KentWGraham: Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain?
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@JaneBadall: Expecting an idiot to admit they're wrong feels a lot like trying to put socks on an octopus.
@Home_Halfway: Dad: Tall latte Barista: Sure thing. Can I get a name? Dad: What your parents didn't give you one? *all the other dad's give him high fives*
@david8hughes: [last supper] "Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver." "30." "Sorry Judas?" [sips wine] "I didn't say anything."