@MomOfTeen: Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
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@envydatropic: My neighbors just got new wind chimes. Guess who is going to have their wind chimes stolen tonight?
@Shower4Thought: I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought "nah".
@gabeserra: My 3 yr old puts himself in timeout whenever he doesn't want to do something we ask him to. Pretty sure he just beat the system.