@MomOfTeen: Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
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@hero_ofthenight: If I worked at Starbucks I'd pull a Napoleon Dynamite every time. "I see you're drinking 2%, is that because you think you're fat?"
@brandynwiththey: I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off.
@realHamOnWry: *smudges lipstick* *smears eyeliner* *gets mascara on earlobe* *never tries make-up sex again*