@MomOfTeen: Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
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@ItsLaTourette: It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me
@Thynebear: [starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it.
@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.