@Deirdreocx: Who decided to call them a personal trainer and not a gym reaper?
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@batkaren: BOSS: This is hard to say…we need to make cutbacks ME: What's so hard? "We need to make cutbacks" See? Piece of cake BOSS: Getting easier
@TheMichaelRock: If playing Grand Theft Auto makes you violent, why hasn't 25 years of me playing Madden made me a professional football player?
@AndyAsAdjective: ME: I love you HER: ME: I said I love you HER: sir, I can't give you extra curly fries…please just pay for your order