@Deirdreocx: Who decided to call them a personal trainer and not a gym reaper?
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@clindsaysway: The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like.
@big_mick_carter: Chinese takeaway - £17 Delivery charge - £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless
@shahrouzt: My dad recently fell for one of those Nigerian prince scam emails. I feel bad for him but I really needed the money.