@BGH70: Who decided to call them "children", and not 'snot machines'.
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@whatmaddness: Me, in my *best* Sean Connery voice: Would you like that shaken or stirred? My friend, horrified: Maddie, please just give me my baby back.
@Just_Beachy72: Answers phone breathlessly Friend: Sorry!! Didn't know you had company Me: I was washing floors F: Oh...is that the new code? Me: No...
@10InchesPlus: Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost.
@thenatewolf: Reading about Selena Gomez getting a kidney from her best friend and thinking about my friend who said he didn't like to loan out his DVDs.