@BGH70: Who decided to call them "children", and not 'snot machines'.
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@Stella1070: Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.
@QwertyJones3: [standing next to the boss at the urinal] Ok, don't act weird. "That's some impressive bladder volume, sir."
@meaganbb1: I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!
@Matt_the_1st: Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan