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@hoverbird: Everybody thinks "The Social Network" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is "Ghostbusters".
@sarahdelri0: What I say to my son: "Get dressed." His interpretation: "Stand around naked watching television with one sock on."