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@FunRossGeller: WHO DID THIS?! 😂🙌🏼
@13spencer: If you're walking down the street and see a teenager, don't panic; just yell "One Direction selfie twerk" and slip away in the confusion.
@causticbob: breaking news! ufo caught on tape!!!!!
@MindBytes: If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
@Book_Krazy: Me: *[pulls back shower curtain]
"Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes"
Him: "Who the hell are you and should I be scared?"
@dru0887: When someone says “No Biggie”, I reply with “not since ‘97” and immediately break down crying