@PeteSnacks: Who died and made you king? Oh the king before you died. Well that makes sen- Oh he was your father. Well then I'm very sorry for your loss.
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@BeingDBEAST: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!