@IamEnidColeslaw: who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes
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@KarlreMarks: The only thing we know for certain about Macron is that he is 39 years old and even that will probably change next year.
@iamburtjarvis: date: did you just eat a fry off the dirty ground? me: first of all, potatoes grow in the ground.