@IamEnidColeslaw: who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes
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@DaddyBeerGuy: My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. She manually Retweets everything I say... To my wife!
@HorryPuttor: "Your password is weak" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you