@daemonic3: Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
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@AndyAsAdjective: A popsicle stick makes a great bookmark. But eat the popsicle first. Don't make the same mistake I did.
@bornmiserable: I appreciate it when someone tells me to just "get over it" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills.
@sarah1mc: I should probably see someone about my mental health, like a drug dealer or bartender or something.
@fred_dog: I think my neighbor's dog is in heat. She's been crying the last 2 nights. I may need to take one for the team if I want to get some sleep.