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@juneohara65: Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
@ItsAndyRyan: Interviewer: Tell me your convictions Me: Arson, 5 years. I burnt down my office Interviewer: I mean like 'firm beliefs' Me: Company loyalty
@RidiculousSheri: I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper.