@Matt_the_1st: Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
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@Darlainky: You don't know true paranoia until you Google "How to tell if you're being spied on" and a photo of your living room comes up.
@TheToddWilliams: [therapy] DOC: A fear of clowns is not that uncommon ME: No, a fear of clones DOC: Oh…that seems irrational OTHER ME: That's what I said
@Playing_Dad: Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?