@Lord_Voldemort7: Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
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@imence2: Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive.
@iamspacegirl: Studies show that you were, like, way too good for him. 'Totally too good for him' says one super supportive scientist.