@Lord_Voldemort7: Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
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@wickedsuga: The earth revolves around the sun. So, I guess if you want me to revolve around you, you're gonna have to set yourself on fire.
@KissabiX: I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life
@ndiquote: My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten.