@mayamanion: Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
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@WilliamAder: I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?
@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?
@withanewname: Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Mgr: What'd she want? Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts?
@VodkaThursday: Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker