@underrateDad: "Who peed in here and didn't flush?" is the new "good morning" in my house...
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@iQuoteComedy: That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.
@sad_tree: *A demon tries to posses my soul while I sleep but can't because he's choking on all of the axe body spray I'm wearing*
@VodkaThursday: Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words.