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@XplodingUnicorn: [Who Wants to be a Millionaire]

Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name?

Me: Wikipedia.

[Who Wants to be a Millionaire]

Me: I’m stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What’s your friend’s name?

Me: Wikipedia.

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