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@GensPlace: Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle.
@jjlob7: I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/
@samfromks: If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you.