@just1fool: Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it.
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@usermcuserface: I'm breaking up with you. No, your paintings are not the issue! Vincent van Gogh: (holding his severed ear) Is it the way I dress?
@ColoChiver: Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived.
@Cheeseboy22: It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.