@4ScoreN20Bowls: Whoever decided to spell it Albuquerque instead of Albakirky. You're a fuquing quoqusuquer
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@Phook75: If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream "What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"
@TheHarmonster: If you think your life is awful my mom keeps track of my "cycle" and just told me that I'm ovulating and that I should mingle more.
@robdelaney: The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying.