@Josievorenkamp: Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit.
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@matt___nelson: BODY: i'm exhausted BRAIN: neat BODY: let's sleep BRAIN: nah BODY: c'mon BRAIN: a dog named Ralph BODY: BRAIN: can almost say his own name
@That_Damn_Duck: *Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!
@SamTR7: *Spider exam: How to scare people out of their mind* ✘ Fly ✘ Breathe fire ✔ Sit still on the ceiling and mind your own business