@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
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@yenniwhite: 50% of raising kids is begging them to use their words. 50% is begging them to be quiet.
@truegritrumble: ME: *as a surgeon* What's the worst that could happen? Your nose buzzes & we put all the pieces back & start over...Where are you going?
@XplodingUnicorn: My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, "Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK." Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed.