@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
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@Lhlodder: Lord help the person who honks at a mom while she’s strapping her kids in their car seats. It was already gonna take an hour to get us ready, but now it might just take 2.
@dave_cactus: *sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for.