@WilliamAder: Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back.
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@SuperApple8: Me: BARTENDER! Bring me another beer. Him: Mom, I'm doing my homework. Me: *claps* Star! Him: I hate Twitter. Me: *belch* blocked.
@mrtruthandsoul: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?
@That_Matt2: You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes..