@WilliamAder: Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back.
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@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.
@troublewinks: Officer: You drinking? Me: You buying? Oh how we laughed and laughed.... PS: I need bail money.
@NicestHippo: [my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork