@SortaBad: Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere
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@miilkkk: Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk...
@ibid78: Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Where were you supposed to poop? 2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn’t you? 2: I’m too busy.
@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.