@daplusk: Whoever invented the forklift over estimated the weight of forks
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@owillis: 2007: OBAMA'S COMIN' FER YER GUNS 2008: comin' 2009: almost 2010: any day 2011: seriously 2012: ok now 2013: i think.. 2014: nope 2015: well
@rachelle_mandik: the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing "the robot" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party.
@jazmasta: They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.
@RunJeffreyRun: I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him.