@daplusk: Whoever invented the forklift over estimated the weight of forks
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@evanrhorne: "Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs." - inventor of Whopper Candies.
@Smooheed: I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window...
@OldUncleDaveO: I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle