@man_spach: Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
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@STitusR: Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat.
@chadchaines: "I just can't wait to hear the audible gasps of amazement from everyone who enters my house." -Me after spending 6 minutes cleaning
@Home_Halfway: WIFE: We really need to think about sticking to our monthly budget ME: *feeding my pet octopus a bag of emeralds* I agree
@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.