@man_spach: Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
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@shariv67: They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs.
@Underchilde: Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.
@ericacanrant: If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies.