@man_spach: Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
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@NeverOLLG: me looking at old pictures: why? me looking at old hair cut: why? me looking at old clothes: why? me looking at old crush: why?
@GrantTanaka: black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow
@ericsshadow: One time I got fired for being too drunk. Not for being drunk. For being too drunk. I miss that place.
@STEELERS1972: When my laptop asks "Are you sure?", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.