@1MeLrO: Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me
You are a God!
@SCbchbum: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
@UnFitz: I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable.
@david8hughes: [me narrating a documentary about the pyramids]
I really want a Toblerone for some reason.
@Underchilde: I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned.
@Smug_Lemur: The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation.