@1MeLrO: Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me
You are a God!
@sageboggs: I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season
@TheRealRHB: I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory
@EvilPandaX: Anyone realize Dora is always lost every episode? Why is their no Amber alert for her? Is it because she's Mexican?
@BigBec43: Can we all just agree that nothing needs to be connected to Facebook ever?
@bouncerface: Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco.