@1MeLrO: Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me
You are a God!
@vladchoc: Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities.
@Home_Halfway: ME: Hey congrats, I hear you're pregnant
CLIENT: Yes, thank you!
ME: *trying to think of a good power move* Many species eat their young
@SteveKoehler22: One time, when the kids were teenagers,
we tried to ditch them on a family holiday.
It didn't work, unfortunately.
They found us.
@Contwixt: Confidence is important.
Because wishy-washy just will not get you a prescription for the good drugs.
@samalmightysam: If you love someone, let them sleep.