@_odlanyeR: Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep
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@2tickytacky: "I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me."- Damned dog.... Could've been me though.
@J0hnnyBlaze: If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her
@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?