@_odlanyeR: Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep
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@murrman5: yes lassie? "bark" Timmy's in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn't get mad "bark" smart
@Ygrene: Me: allow me to be a frank with you You: ok but don't you mean 'be fra-' Me: [is suddenly a hotdog] You: [is suddenly a hotdog]
@Home_Halfway: Sometimes I get shivers in my spine just thinking about how much tougher Popeye would've been if he'd eaten fresh spinach instead of canned.