@_odlanyeR: Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep
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@Playing_Dad: Follow your dreams. Search through your dreams mail. Show up drunk on your dreams doorstep. Kidnap your dreams. Never let your dreams go.
@AristotlesNZ: Boss: Project's way behind. Suggestions? I'm willing to try anything. Me: *raises hand* Him: Anything but "helper monkeys" Me: *lowers hand*
@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...