@minkpinkustink: whoever said misery loves company spelled calories wrong
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@sarcasticmommy4: My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a Mom so I woke them up at 2am to let them know my sock came off.
@internetluke: "No, no. No! NO!" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing
@4boding: My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock.