@MorganJ7: Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as I do.
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@juliacomedy: remember when u found out the french word for seal was phoque and u were like this is the best day of my phoquing life
@adam_bloomquist: If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil.
@OhHiAlyPie: Took my 3rd self-defense class, so if anyone feels like attacking me straight on, very slowly, w/ a fake knife in their right hand, BRING IT
@Lmao: What I said: I forgot my book. What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you & I don't want to make something out of my life.