@GrandadJFreeman: Whoever said "money doesn't grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
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@bigmacher: #MyRoommateIsWeird she keeps having babies and making me take care of them. She also insists I call her 'Wife'
@Prero22: I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born.
@Ideal_Victoria: I’m at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier.