@GrandadJFreeman: Whoever said "money doesn't grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
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@KellyMeldrum: Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
@TheBoydP: Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It’s like they don’t even know I misspell English words also…
@juliussharpe: Business plan: 1) Spend 20 years mastering karate 2) Teach karate class, so you meet people who don't know karate 3) Rob them