@Vodkantots: Whoever said, "there's no place like home for the holidays" clearly hasn't been to my house.
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@sad_tree: *Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*
@trentistweeting: "Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think "diver city day" could be fun too
@Sickayduh: When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face