@Vodkantots: Whoever said, "there's no place like home for the holidays" clearly hasn't been to my house.
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@CheryeDavis: The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby..
@miss_foofoo: Why are there never any GOOD side effects? Just once I'd like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."
@TheMichaelRock: I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever
@lawyerthoughts: *throws phone over courthouse metal detector. catches phone on the other side. resumes conversation*