@slaughthie: Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."
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@RockabillyJay: If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer.
@daemonic3: Your honor, may I approach the bench? Judge: You may *benches 200lbs in 3 sets of 20 reps* The defense rests
@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.