@slaughthie: Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."
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@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
@okimstillhungry: Me:*typing furiously* I've bypassed the firewall and I'm hacking into the mainframe now Arby's customer: So is my order placed or not Me: No
@JoParkerBear: Friend: [rubs my shoulder] Aw, honey, your life isn't over. It's just beginning! Me: *sobs even harder
@VodkaThursday: What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that.